Archive for April, 2007

Friday, April 27th, 2007

How low will one loser stoop?

Apparently, really low. LOSER Dave called me last night and he was totally trashed. He was out with the “guys” watching sports and getting buzzed and he thought of me awwww(vomit). He went and drove out to some back roads and ended up in the middle of this field so he could call me and tell me how much he adores me lol, get a life.

So I made him get out of the car and he had is willie pulled out of his zipper and he’s standing in the middle of the field telling me how much he loves me while he’s wanking it. Just exactly HOW PATHETIC CAN YOU GET? Dave seems to be the epitomy of patheticness. At some point during the call he gets the brilliant idea to sit down in the middle of the field and it had been raining all night long. Loser didn’t think he would get wet? LOL nope and his entire ass got soaked. Nice, covered in mud with your thing hanging out of your pants drunk and telling me you love me. LOL :-). You suck!!! Thanks for the fat wad of cash at your expense though lmao!

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Sissies and middle-aged losers my favorite targets

If I have noticed anything it’s that how much fun I have torturing my two favorite prey. This weekend me and the girls went to a club in New Ro. What I like about these clubs is that well sometimes I don’t feel like being in complete fierce bitch mode and I can kind of be lazy with the appearance. Don’t get me wrong, I always look hot when I go out. But when I go to these clubs since they are in the suburbs they aren’t the most trendy and you don’t always have the most beautiful people in them. So, even when I’m not at my best I look 10x’s better than most in there.

It’s also a favorite stomping ground of the middle aged loser. Granted, they may have a good amount of money, they just don’t have any sense about what looks good or how to act towards women like me. They just fall over themselves stupid to talk to me. LOL They send drinks over to me hoping to get my attention. Yea about all they get is the big L salute and a hard on they can’t do anything about haha.

Not surprisingly sissies love attention. They love going out to the clubs with their boypals and dressing up like girls and wearing pounds of makeup and doing their hair dressing all slutty and prancing around like miss thang. So I don’t even have to make any effort to go out and hunt my prey. They are in their natural habitat every weekend if I so choose I can walk right into the midst of them without any alarm bells going off. They mistake the illusion of being in their comfort zones when in reality they are in the deepest danger when I come in the place.  Well I have had my eye on a couple of prey for a while since I have been going there and they seem to be regulars. I am methodically plotting a plan of attack for both of these boys and plan on draining them completely dry before they have time to realize what even hit them. Who said hunting was just for men anymore?

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

Sissyboy Mansion

I am being a total couch potato today. I’m sitting here in shorty shorts and a halter top just hanging out, munching on some chips and watching some of my favorite shows. Girls next door is one of them. Wouldn’t you know it just as I was getting all comfy on the couch some naughty slut Chrissy calls me. She’s getting ready to go out for the night and was having a hard time picking out an outfit to wear. So I ask her to describe what she wants to wear and then giggles and tells me it’s her “naught outfit”. LOL well Chrissy, why is it your naughty outfit?  Chrissy then tellss me that she feels like sucking some cock tonight when she goes to the club. What a dirty little whore.

But you know, I couldn’t get the television show out of my head because it was on tv while we were chat chitting, and I thought what a wonderful idea, Sissyboy Mansion! I could be the Mistress of the house and have the sissys come and live with me. They would have all that private yard area to have fun and frolick with other sissyboys. LOL Chrissy got embarrassed though because she doesn’t want anyone to see her teeny tiny sissyclit. LOL Well I told that little slut while she was rubbing her panties that she shouldn’t worry because other sissies like sucking on those little thingys because they have teeny tiny ones too. She felt better and got a little excited about the idea of living at Sissyboy Mansion after that. Hmm, think  it might be the next big thing. I know you sluts dream of Holly, Bridget, and Kendra and how you can be just like them! Don’t deny iiiiitttt!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Monday, April 9th, 2007

Sissy boy steven

I get such perverse pleasure out of sadistically making fun of little sissy boys like Steven. He calls me and I mean he can hardly control himself. This silly little girlie boy cannot keep his hands out of his slutty panties. He calls me tonight and tells me how he’s humping his pillow while looking at his pictures. And he’s wearing a sissy babydoll. It’s pink satin with poofed short sleeves and pink lacey ruffles and a petticoat underneath it. How twinklerella can you get? It’s fun listening to him squeal while his little sissy clit squirts in his panties and teasing him to the point where he ends up having to call me back because he CAN’T STOP PLAYING IN HIS PANTIES. Everyone knows that this slut cannot stop diddling himself and he is a panty whore. Now all of the hot Niteflirt princesses and mistresses know his embarassing secret. Told ya I would write about you “stevie” lolol.

Sunday, April 1st, 2007

Sissy boy bible camp

Now listen here sissy. You best be on your best behavior now and do exactly as your Mistress Samantha tells you to otherwise I am going to haul your little sissy ass off to sissy boy bible gun school.

This is not something to be playing around with here ya see. Dirty little sissy boys need the attention of their beloved mistress so their little nancy asses can be further encouraged. However, when disobedient sluts do things like forget to call or tribute they shall have the Nancy boy beat out of him and shipped off to bible gun camp so they can make a man out of him. Is that what you want fruitcake? Stop your fucking crying and pick up the phone and call me.