Archive for October, 2006

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

Me, miss popularity!

Boys boys boys! You sure did keep me busy this weekend. My phone was non-stop Friday through Sunday. I guess you could not get enough of me. I know that it can happen, I have that effect most of the time. I had a quiet weekend for the most part, although I did go out to a club on Saturday night with some of my girlfriends.

I don’t know what it is but guys are such losers there. I thought the whole point of going to a club was to go where losers can’t get in. But I guess my girlfriend picked the wrong club to go to and they just let anyone in. Ick, just thinking that I might be in a place were someone like the losers who call me could show up in just makes me want to hurl. I am soo going to have to find new friends to hang out with lol. This girl is tarnishing my reputation.

Losers suck. The only thing I want to know about them is how big their wallets are and how deep their pockets go.  How low will you sink to get my attention and to what extent will you let me have control over you. So like I’ve got to go now, time to get some sleep.

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006

Subbies have the personality of shoe leather

Ugh, there is nothing worse than a subbie who calls me and has absolutely no personality what so ever. How completely dry and boring and useless their lives must be. Their pathetically awkward lives must be incredibly hard to live being that rigid and lifeless, ick. Yea yea yea blah blah blah you want a mistress who can handle ruining your life lol but when i tell them to do things they sit and lie and pretend that they are following through with my instructions. If I were in their presence they would feel my anger when my size 9 foot lands smack in the middle of their crotches. Remember boys, I’m not here for you to give me what I “need”. I have what I need. What I am here for is to exploit you for everything you’ve got and give two fucks about your needs and your wants. The only thing I care about is what I WANT. The two things I want are an easy life and everything you’ve got. Don’t make any mistakes about it, you provide me both and lol I don’t plan on working hard to get either one. Otherwise it’s just a contradiction and pointless! Call me to amuse me, don’t call me to pull your teeth out of your fucking head because I would rather kick them in for you wasting my time instead of me doing something I really want to do. Grow a personality or FUCK OFF.