Archive for March, 2006

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

Oy vey, it’s loser Dave!

I swear I didn’t honestly think he could really be as lowly and pathetic as he is.  Good old davie boy calls me today after coming back from a “business trip” because he couldn’t get enough. I love taunting him with the things he will never EVER have, me! But in all seriousness, I think this loser wacks off more at the idea of being humiliated endlessly in my journal. He confessed to fantasizing about it today. So I feel what better way is there to humiliate a male? Attacking his manhood, or whatever measly excuse he has for a real man’s prick dangling between his legs.

Dear davieboy is not very hung at all guys! Are you surprised? I know I sure wasn’t when he told me he only has 5 pathetic inches. And you know they always lie. So when they say 5 they really mean it’s like 3 inches, hard. He knows, he is truly worthless.

Poor davieboy, I think he does not realize he is developing an addiction, to a very very powerful drug. That would be my evil sadistic laugh that he hears the entire time he is on the phone with me, smoking that credit card. I can’t wait to pop that cherry on his brand new card he has applied for. I wonder if he will get addicted to that new card smell? I have no doubt honestly